User:Hyperbole

Introduction
Hello! My name is Sable and I am the reason that the guild Earth exists, yes I am aware that I sound incredibly conceited. But in all Honesty, it’s true. I started playing Dofus about a year and a half ago, an I played and played until I was a level 31 Osamodis doing a lot of hawt damage, and a level 72 Alchemist. I was paying to play for a long time, and I got so into the game, and got my friends so into it, that I had to make them p2p as well. So I did. I called in on about 4 people and would give them week memberships, month memberships, etc. Well. This was a fantastically horrible idea. :/ because I live with my parents, and they don’t like video games, I didn’t tell them. So, they found out on the phone bill (I was paying by phone) Before they thought it was nothing, but the second month and a $67 addition to the phone bill and my parents were freaking out. I being extremely witty claimed that I didn’t know it was costing me to pay (yes, I am aware that I am a terrible daughter and I should not be alive but I loved Dofus so hardcore ;-; ). Well. They believed me, and made me stop playing. It was tragic really, but hey, my grades went back up. :x. So. About a year went by and I was no longer on Dofus, I had tried Trickster Online. I tried Ragnarok online. I even went back to Runescape for a while. But it wasn’t the same. But I wasn’t going to get back into my Dofus habit. Then I find out that two of my friends started playing again, It was Justine and Kori. (we basically all stopped after I stopped paying for everyone). I thought about it and said. “heck, why not. I just won’t pay this time. I’ll be fine” So I began playing again. After the first about week, I began getting everyone together again, urging them to re-join so we could play again. I managed to drag Kirstie (grudgingly), Tim(threateningly), Tanya(humorlessly), Aimee(disdainfully), Caroline(willingly), and Zach(suprisingly). Although Kirstie and Tim are the only ones still active with me. So we started playing and leveling together, and soon Tim went ahead and made himself p2p. I was happy for him, but now we wouldn’t level together because he would be off in Amakna leveling like crazy without us, so Kirstie and I stayed in Astrub and leveled together. Soon Tim couldn’t take it anymore and he bought me a subscription, soon after (about ten minutes) Kirstie and I got her one (after much confusion and annoyance). From then, Justine got online a lot more, and we were the smextastic trio. We all joined the same guilds, all left the same guilds. We leveled together and did everything together. Soon I decided I was tired of hopping around from guild to guild. Wasn’t there one guild out there that knew how to use English properly? Was there a guild out there that didn’t have just us active? And then it occurred to me. If we can’t find one. Why don’t we make one? It was brilliant! So we worked together and saved up a decent amount I kept /b on to see if anyone had a guildolagem while we were fighting anything and everything looking for one. And then it happened. Someone was selling one! For only 200,000k! it was a miracle! At the time I had only had 160,000 on me, so I asked him to sell it and Aspasia and I quickly gathered the last 40kk. And by the gods it was so. We bought the guildogem and Earth was created.

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