Bread and Butthurt

Quest Summary

Starting	Talk to Notchum Upp at [1,0]
Level required	20
Other prerequisites	Date = October 3rd
Recommended level	20-200
Total rewards	Level-based XP (1,727,347 for Lv. 199)
Items required (not provided by quest)	None
Sequel	None
Repeatable	Yes

Bread and Butthurt is a repeatable quest.

Note: This quest is only available on October 3rd. It is the Almanax bonus for All Arrows Eve.

Obtaining[]

Talk to Notchum Upp at [1,0] in Amakna Village.

Dialog

Praise be to the goddess Cra; it's All Arrows Eve! You don't look too clumsy... If you want to make yourself useful in between archery contests, I think I may have a little job for you.

Find out more.

Today, so many Apis are going to be shot down and split in two that we'll be able to make several tonnes of Apisauce with them! We've recruited some volunteers to collect the Apis that end up like that, so that they don't just rot all over the place. But the poor souls are having a tough time of it, because certain archers keep joking around and aiming at THEM!

Keep listening.

There are a few groups of shooters who were not invited to take part in the festival: the Bworks, the Kanniballs and the Chafers. They got offended and decided to take revenge by planting arrows into the ripe behinds of our volunteers. That makes sitting down for a break pretty painful...
If you could teach these bumbling nuisances a good lesson and confiscate their quivers, you'd really help nip this problem in the butt - er, bud.

Agree to help.

Thanks, (your name)! You can find the Api collectors in the regions round about Amakna Village. I've marked the hot spots on your map. Now you just have to follow the arrows! Feel free to grab an Api or two to pep you up in between fights!

Go off in search of the collectors.

Step 1: Bread and Butthurt[]

There are some cheeky archers running amok at all Arrows Eve. You kind of get the bum deal in all this, as your job is to stop them. Save the behinds of the apple collectors, and no buts!

Talk to Api Collector [7,2]

Confiscate the defeated archers' Mouldy Quivers

Talk to Api Collector [9,10]

Confiscate the defeated archers' Cracked Quivers

Talk to Api Collector [3,10]

Confiscate the defeated archers' Hummin' Quivers

Talk to Api Collector [2,7]

Confiscate the defeated archers' Holey Quivers

Note: each time you talk to one of the Api Collectors you will start a fight against a group consisting of 2 random following monsters:

Other characters cannot join the fight.

If you choose the dialog "Crunch into an Api for a little boost." when talking to the Api Collectors before the fight you will be healed to full health.

Take the confiscated quivers to Notchum Upp

Dialog

Praise be to the goddess Cra; it's All Arrows Eve! You don't look too clumsy... If you want to make yourself useful in between archery contests, I think I may have a little job for you.

Hand over the confiscated quivers.

Fan-dabby-dozy! It's a great feeling knowing that these supplies won't be helping to decorate our rear ends any time soon! But alas, despite all your hard work, the attacks on the collectors haven't stopped. If you have the time and energy to head over there again, the All Arrowers would be really grateful.

Go and punish the archers. (Restarts the quest.)
Turn down the offer and leave.

Notes[]

If this quest is unfinished, it and its related quest items are automatically removed the day after, thus not saved for the next year.