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NPC Details
Area Astrub
Calculating Cra
Location Astrub City
Coords [1,-19]
Details During A Prickly Solution
Options Talk

Calculating Cra is an NPC.

Talk[edit | edit source]


*looks you up and down to figure out how much XP you'd provide*

Say that you have a substance that will increase the loot won when hunting monsters.

...Oh yeah? And it's up for sale? I'm warning you: I never shell out for anything unless it's on sale. I'm not wasting any kamas.

Reply that the first dose is free.

Hmm. In that case, why not? I'm always looking for ways to optimise. It's not about the journey, it's about what you get at the end.

Ask your patient to role up a sleeve, then give the injection with the syringe.

After injection

The Cra is transformed into a Bwork Archer.

Yurk... Me no longer can think... You is poison me!

Apologise for this unfortunate side effect.

Urgh... You find solution, or I shoot everything that move!

Go and ask for advice from Ma Cleopatra.
After talking to Ma Cleopatra:

Yurk... Me no longer can think... You is poison me!

Suggest that chewing the Enchanted Vervain might get rid of the remedy's adverse effects.

*snatches the leaves and chews a huge mouthful with jagged teeth*

Wait a minute.
The transformation is cancelled.

Phew, that's better... I thought I was going to be stuck in the skin of a Bwork forever... That would have been an unbearable low!

Humbly apologise for the incident.

This misfortune leads me to question the relative value of certain things... I think I'm going to just enjoy life a bit more.

Congratulate yourself on your realisation and leave.

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