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Quest Summary
Starting Talk to Bo Pye at [-51, 45]
Recommended level 1-200
Prerequisites It's Only Goodbye
Items required
(not provided by quest)
1 Billabone Cemetery Relic, 1 Black Stone of Vulkania, 1 Sauroshell Figurine
Repeatable Weekly
XP 2,887,499 at level 200
Rewards Level-based Kamas (Maximum: 219,900)
1 Bronze Cannonball (only upon first completion)

Friends You Can Count On is a repeatable quest.


Obtaining[]

Talk to Bo Pye at [-51, 45].
Dialog

Hmm, if I add 42 and 55, I get... a migraine, but also a clear advantage to win my bet! Hur hur hur, not long till I get that Cannonball, and a horde of babes to go with it!

Find out more about the bet.

Every week, I have a competition with my colleague, Disparate Don. The first one to reach 3,827 kilobuds wins a Bronze Cannonball! Yep, we're pre-e-etty popular, and we count our friends in kilopods...
Right now, I'm on 3,612. I'm kind of struggling to find three last friends... Want to help me out?

Ask for more information.

Altogether, my friends-to-be need to weigh exactly 215 kilopods, wet or not. I've already got a few possible candidates lined up to be my best friends of the week. Go and see them and ask how much they weigh. Then we'll get the abacus out and see who the lucky winners are! So, bud, can I count on you?

Agree to help.

Thanks, (your name)! Here, take this notepaper to record your findings. If you're allergic to maths, you could always go and ask Matt Hematik for a hand once you've collected all the info; he loves juggling with numbers! Don't take too long getting back to me, though, 'cos me and Don reset the challenge once a week. If you report back too late, the weights you've gathered won't count any more.

Set off to weigh up Bo Pye's future friends.

Step 1: Friends You Can Count On[]

You have agreed to help an Ecaflip win a kinda stupid bet (aren't all bets stupid?). Get your thinking cap on and prepare for a little bit of maths. Don't forget to consult your notes as soon as they're complete. Matt Hematik's help will prove particularly useful, especially if you don't know how to add 2 and 2 together... If your answers really don't seem to add up, go and double check with Bo Pye that the bet's still on!
The NPCs are listed in an optimal visiting order.
Choosing Refuse to apologise to a Goblin and then Leave with a violent headache will give you the DuhBrane Boggler debuff (-800 Initiative for 20 fights).
Dialog

Mpmpm vs b oppc.

"How much do you weigh?"

You ignorant, impolite or fool, probably all three. Ask weight of Goblin, insult more than spit in his face. You apologise on double, or you feel DuhBrane Boggler!

Prostrate yourself like a carpet before him.

You up now, me forgive. Me weigh 27 kilopods. 20 of them just for brain.

Write down 27 on your notepaper, and apologise one last time before leaving.

Refuse to apologise to a Goblin.

You ask for it! Me no fight, me just look you in eyes... And blam, headbutt in kisser. Nice.

Leave with a violent headache.
Choose the answer Reply "Two times the triple of my weight divided by six".
Dialog

It's a beautiful day to die. Would you like to make a reservation? I still have a few spots left. You could wait until the last moment, but once you've crossed over you run the risk of being buried in the first grave available, or worse, in the common grave. It'd be a shame to neglect your wishes through sheer laziness!

"How much do you weigh?"

I don't weigh much; I don't even have any skin on my bones. How much do you weigh?

Reply "Two times the triple of my weight divided by six".

Ahh... Sounds about right! I see you like talking in riddles. That used to amuse me, too; I would intone them in a deathly voice, but since there's not usually anyone around, I soon tired of it. And then, obviously, the whole cemetery caretaker telling riddles thing is totally cliché and outdated. One of my cousins guards a fort, though, and he doesn't mind at all. He decks himself out in a special costume to fool the oldies that come to visit. Apparently, one day, he...

Interrupt and ask him again how much he weighs.

Oh, you're in a hurry! Dang, that sure is you living people's problem! Anyway, I'll give you an answer if you bring me a Billabone Cemetery Relic. The tombs and remains are often raided in these parts, and I like to put things back in their rightful place.

Hand over a Cemetery Relic.

Thank you! Well, I suppose I can tell you now that I weigh all of 5 kilopods. I know what you're thinking - I really need to put on some weight! I guess I could do with drinking a bit more Mimilk to make the old bones a bit stronger. /
Thanks! Well, I suppose I can tell you now that my humble corpse weighs 7 kilopods. I'm big-boned... Too much Mimilk as a child.

Write down <5/7> on your notepaper, then say thank you and leave.

Say that it's a secret.

I understand. I suppose you'll take it with you to the grave!

Shrug your shoulders and leave.

Reply "Half of two times what I weigh divided by two".

Aha, I see you've taken some classes with Matt Hematik! I find his theories very interesting, but not very realistic. I'm much more down-to-earth. In any case, you should try recalculating... You seem to have made a mistake, or maybe you're just in denial.

Stop talking for a while to count on your fingers.

Reply "42".

Oh, sure - and I weigh 666 kilopods! A corny answer like that isn't going to get you anywhere in the World of Twelve, you rascal!

Shrug your shoulders and leave.
Requires 1 Billabone Cemetery Relic.
Dialog

Hello. The Paleozoi Crater, which you see before you, is home to a number of crystal mines unlike any other in the World of Twelve. It's a real archaeological treasure and Enutrofs flock from all around to study its gems.
For dimmer, action-seeking tourists, the Paleozoi Crater is also home to a great many Mature Sauroshells, which you can fight at your leisure.

"How much do you weigh?"

But... But... You shouldn't ask a young lady such questions! And being a tourist is no excuse at all!

Offer to give her a gift in exchange for her answer.

Hmm... Well, I suppose something veeeery special could make me change my mind. I love collecting minerals - that's why I came to work here on Vulkania! See if you can find a Black Stone of Vulkania for me.

Hand over a Black Stone.

Thank you, this stone is magnificent. And in answer to your question, I weigh 33 kilopods. /
Thank you, what a beautiful specimen! I don't mind answering your question now. I weigh 38 kilopods.

Write down <33/38> on your notepaper, thank her and leave.

Reply that it's for a survey and that all names will remain confidential.

Ha! I wasn't born yesterday, you know! Let me get on with my work, you little cretin, and go bother someone else with your stupid surveys.

Leave feeling hard done by.
Requires 1 Black Stone of Vulkania.
You will need to give him 1 Sauroshell Figurine.
If you choose Say you'll fight him for the answer, you are teleported to [-47, 34] and receive the Knocked for Six debuff (-50 Wisdom and -200 Initiative for 5 fights): Nevark catapults you into the air. You're okay, but your jaw and your pride have taken a knock..
Dialog

Warning!
Beyond this door, you will find terrible creatures ready to pounce on any imprudent soul who has the audacity to venture onto their territory.
If you don't want to end up torn to shreds, your corpse spread out amongst the plants and your bodily fluids watering the local flora, you might want to think twice about going in there.

"How much do you weigh?"

Ooh, I bet you'd love to have my body, right? When you fight against ferocious monsters every day, you've got to have the muscles to match!

Ask again how much he weighs.

I don't tend to share information like that, in case my enemies use it to my disadvantage. If you know your enemy well enough, you're halfway to bringin' him down!

Offer to give him a gift in exchange for his answer.

Hoho, so if you fail to get something using force, you try another way, do you? It's good to see someone who doesn't give up easily, for once. Bring me a Sauroshell Figurine to add to my trophy collection.

Hand over a Sauroshell Figurine.

Very well, you've brought what I asked you, so I'll keep my word. You stand before 123 kilopods of oiled, rippling muscle. Impressive, right? /
You really don't give up, do you? Well, it pays off! I'll answer your question, but make sure you're sitting down. I weigh 146 kilopods! I've gained some weight recently, which allowed me to knock out Slimsaft, one of my great enemies, in just two rounds! I hope he's learnt now that eating nothing but powdered Citronana drinks is not the way to become big and strong.

Write down <123/146> on your notepaper, then say thank you and leave.

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Say you'll fight him for the answer.

Ha ha ha! Get real, tourist! My right hook could send you to the other side of the island in a matter of seconds. You won't know what's hit you!

Jump on Nevark despite his warning.
Requires 1 Sauroshell Figurine. Go to [-47, 41] in Ponifar Forest and talk to Denise Nerdey to cross into the village where Nevark is.
Dialog

Don't come too close, or you'll frighten my Madreggon. He's not completely tame yet. I don't want him to feel threatened and rip one of your arms off to calm himself down.

Ask how you can get a Madreggon.
"How much do you weigh?"

Around 659 kilopods, which is probably a sign of good health.

Express your surprise at this weight (after all, she looks pretty slim).

Well it's the weight you'll have to deal with if me and my Madreggon decide to jump on your head! Why exactly do you want this information, anyway?

Write down 659 on your notepaper, thank her and leave before you get crushed.
  • Talk to Ju-ju  [-44, 44]
At [-46, 44], talk to 5-O Steve McGritt to be teleported to Bar Racuda, then enter the building.
Dialog

Hello! Can I help you? A nice cool Corktail? All of our drinks are made to order and our seafood is caught fresh every morning.

"How much do you weigh?"

62 kilopods - it's more or less my ideal weight! /
I weighed myself this morning - 63 kilopods. Pretty good, right? I celebrated with a delicious, vitamin-filled Corktail. /
65 kilopods... I'm a little rounder than Vanda-Lou, but I find I carry my weight well. /

Write down <62/63/65> on your notepaper, thank her and leave.
Dialog

Welcome to Bar Racuda! We have a whole range of local specialities to offer you, and to wash it down, just ask Ju-ju to prepare you a Corktail - they're all delicious!

"How much do you weigh?"

Well, with regular exercise and a balanced diet, I've nothing to worry about: 59 kilopods. Light as a feather, right? /
Wow, that's a pretty personal question... But since you seem nice enough, I'll tell you: 61 kilopods. /
Hmm, it's true that I've piled on a few pods... Still, I weigh 62 kilopods, so it's not too bad. Our products are sooo good that it's hard not to indulge!

Write down <59/61/62> on your notepaper, thank her and leave.
  • Talk to Bo Pye again  [-51, 45]
You can guess once every 5 minutes. You will receive 1 Marked Card for each guess you make, losing them all at the end.
Dialog

Hmm, if I add 42 and 55, I get... a migraine, but also a clear advantage to win my bet! Hur hur hur, not long till I get that Cannonball, and a horde of babes to go with it!

Suggest some names for his future friends.

Okay, so what's the verdict? Who weighs just the right amount to be my best buddy this week?

Ask to see the list of names again.

*shows you the list*

Suggest Ju-ju.
Suggest Vanda-Lou.
Suggest DuhBrane.
Suggest Kiti.
Suggest Nevark.
Suggest Dina Tapio.
Suggest Tom Stone.

Okay... Take this playing card. I've written the name you told me on it. Next!

Ask to see the list of names again.

... Okay... Take this playing card. I've written the name you told me on it. Next!

Ask to see the list of names again.

... Okay, I've written that name on the third card. Let's see what we've got - show me the other cards.

Show him the cards with the names on them.

Perfect - 215 kilopods exactly! You did good, kid! Disparate Don is going to have to keep wearing his seaweed swimming trunks - that's the outfit the loser has to wear. Thanks for your help! Here are some kamas as a reward. And if I haven't already given you one, you can have a Bronze Cannonball too.

Say thank you and leave.

Hmmm... I'm not sure about this. I'll do my best with the weights you've given me, but if I can't sort it out in the next 5 minutes, we'll talk it through again.

Wait a second.

Notes[]

You must identify the NPCs whose weights add up to 215 kilopods. The weights are noted on the Notepaper quest item, double-click it to see them all (when you have talked to all the NPCs).
All characters on the same server will see the same weights at a given time; they change once a week.
If you have problems with the calculations talk to Matt Hematik, he will cross out two names for free, leaving five left, and the 3rd name for 1 Emachus Corktail, leaving four left. If you still don't know the names, talk to Ada Blablage in Sufokia, pay 100,000 kamas and she will cross out the final name.

Answers[]

There are 3 possible combinations of weights. The correct answers are listed here:

If Ju-ju weighs 62 kilopods: Choose Vanda-Lou (59), Kiti (33), Nevark (123)
If Ju-ju weighs 63 kilopods: Choose Vanda-Lou (62), Tom Stone (7), Nevark (146)
If Ju-ju weighs 65 kilopods: Choose Ju-Ju (65), DuhBrane (27), Nevark (123)

Rewards[]

Related Achievements[]