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| Area | Kwismas Island |  |
| Location | Kwismas Haven | |
| Coords | [-31,-91] | |
| Details | ||
| Options | Talk | |
Gutenblimp is an NPC.
Talk[]
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Do you know the story of Splashgoz the Pingwin? He was a Pingwin who decided to shuffle up next to the water's edge. he bent down to look at his reflection and Splash! goes the Pingwin. He, that's funny... I'll just write that one down.
I'm a chronicler, y'see. I probably don't need to explain to you that we Goblimps often have hilaaarious anecdotes. I don't want them to be forgotten, so I decided to compile a book of them! So it's basically a story book. I'm hoping to print some copies when I have enough pages filled. Since I'm on the topic... if you find any Goblimp jokes inside gift packages, hand onto them for me, would you? There might be some that I haven't heard of yet that I can put in my book. I'll reward you for the effort, of course.
You have to hve a Goblimp sense of homour to appreciate Goblimp jokes. I once had an apprentice at my print shop who specialised in inks and colours. he was funny, but terrible at comebacks. He left to explore the wide world and hunt dragons. He never did come back, but now he's a legend amongst our people If you help me make some progress with my masterpiece, I'll give you a sword that once belonged to him.
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Other[]
- Exchange
- 50 Goblimp Joke to get 1 Kwismas Goblimp Sword
- Talk to him to exchange.