Don't fancy equipping the Arachelmet? Then you're not going to like the Hairy Arachelmet! It's lined with Arachnee web, sewn together with threads of the stuff and perfumed with pheromones in such a way that an amorous Arachnee will always be following you. It might be better offering it to an Arachneephobe; they'll either overcome their fear, or die from terror. Either way, it's for their own good.
