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NPC Details
Area Frigost Island
Herr Peece
Location Frigost Village
Coords [-80,-45]
Details Inside the building
Options Talk

Herr Peece is an NPC.



I haven't got the time!
Drink a good litre of alcohol, immerse the wound in hot water and dress it with a bandage that has been sterilised beforehand with Mastogob slobber.
Eh, what, you're not hurt?
Oh, sorry, what I can do for you? And be quick, at the rate the Lurgi is spreading, there'll be an epidemic soon. I must find an effective vaccine before it's too late.


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Herr Peece is a pun on the herpes and hairpiece. "Herr" is also the German word for Mister when used before a name.

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