I'm delighted to see you again, truly.
Did you think about my proposals?
If you've lost your Dragoturkey or if your other half has left you - and that I can understand - I can get them back in 46 hours.
I can prepare some seeds to make your beans stronger and longer, or enchant your amulet to warn you when your mother-in-law is in the vicinity. I can't do anything about your ugly mug, but I know a good tailor who can make you a beautiful mask.
I can increase your skill at gambling, including against Ecaflips, and even make your hair grow back. Just ask, and I, Jamie Coggut, will be happy to help, for a nominal fee.