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Said and Bone is a quest.
Obtaining[]
- Talk to Pat Tzumeesee at [7,-1] in Shadowy Heights.
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Me expert play pipe for folks, but me above all member of management committee for Modelosseins cause me great sculptor.
You notice my artistic talent? Me very proud. Me inspired by Harry Kwismas when he watch Mary bathing naked in river Kawaii. Hey, I remember you. You cleaned Os-Piss of intruders. Me have special mission for you. Interested?
We Modelosseins grand architects of Srambad. We build many monuments like Regie Sidh and Menacetery. But now, we need money because of economic crisis and modern art. With portal open, me have grand idea: promote Modelossein art by tourist attraction. You help us get funds and support.
We want transform cemetery into Ostel, original hotel with coffins for rooms and mausoleum as royal suite. We need Lee's authorization. You ask mother of Lee in order to see her son and offer him share of future profits from casino next to Ostel. |
Step 1: Said and Bone[]
- Pat Tzumeesee has hired you to help the Modelosseins in their plans for a tourist attraction featuring their artistic talents.
- Talk to Mother Lee
- Talk to Lee
- Talk to Pat Tzumeesee
- Talk to Bludsen Crips
- Talk to Pat Tzumeesee
- Talk to George Break
- Talk to Pabo Cipasso
- Talk to Pat Tzumeesee
- Find the map: Building to destroy
- Use the explosives
- Talk to Lieutenant Cormoran
- To leave Srambad prison you will need to either bribe the jailer, gather Potatoes or fight. If you choose to fight you will be fighting the jailer and 1 Dark Court monster, but you do not have to win. If you bribe without gathering any Potatoes first you will lose your Kamas and be forced into that same fight. To avoid fighting you must gather Potatoes once then bribe with any amount, or just gather all 35 Potatoes.
- Talk to Pat Tzumeesee
Rewards[]
- Level-Based XP (Maximum: 2,500,000)
- 43,980 Kamas
- 50 Orichor
- 3 Magic Skemage Skull
- 1 Rusty Hook